i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year
was it free
so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..
IM JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY DESCRIBED ME
vanessa hudgens wears flower crowns and cool sandals and crop tops and goes to music festivals with her hot boyfriend that is how i want to live
i think my problem is that i’m trying to be a fictional character in a non-fiction worldThis is my life in one post.
That moment when someone asks “What time is it?” and all you can think is
omfg this is literally me
Top to bottom:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
- When not all the books in the series are the same height.
- When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
- When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
- When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
- Basically just books.
- God damn them.
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars