laughcentre:

peenstagram:

i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year

was it free

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

thekoolkatz:

m-ichael:

so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..

IM JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY DESCRIBED ME

peetasodair:

[AGGRESSIVELY CRIES OVER BOYS]

harryeds:

vanessa hudgens wears flower crowns and cool sandals and crop tops and goes to music festivals with her hot boyfriend that is how i want to live

ackles-wants-some-snackles:

donaldglover:

i think my problem is that i’m trying to be a fictional character in a non-fiction world

This is my life in one post.

That moment when someone asks “What time is it?” and all you can think is

philhowellsfordan:

xemilykikix:

omfg this is literally me

givefoodtome:

Breakfasts from around the world!

Top to bottom: 

England

Brazil 

Canda, USA

Germany

Italy, France

Japan

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

carstairsangel:

• When not all the books in the series are the same height.
• When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
• When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
• When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
• Basically just books.
• God damn them.

catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?